Mitt Romney discusses the width of Hillary Clinton's hip spread before announcing that he is quitting the campaign for President and opening a doughnut shop catering to the large bottomed female market share. His supersized doughnuts will be called "Opra Oh's".
This is, of course, all political parody, because the truth is just too strange and distasteful. Besides, I have to say its parody for obvious legal reasons.
If I were an enemy of this country, I would be laughing my arse off. But, I'm not the enemy, and I'm not laughing. Its all enough to make you cry. Where's Bozo the Clown when you really need him?
Remember you heard it here first, beneath the Carolina moon.
2 comments:
Romney might have done better if he had taken the gel out of his hair.
Why would a successful entrepreneur stoop to run for public office? In the case of the Clintons, it's a step up. My opinion of politicians remains the same, articulate trailer trash.
BTW...Uncle Bob writes the most intelligent articles on the webinet.
Dread
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