Breath our scents, walk our landscape, hear our melodic dialects, delight in our savory morsels, touch each rich texture, and the southern essence remains a mystery. The ethereal south, unfathomable to the five senses, lives in the heart. If you believe in magic, and can survive the devastating passions of an open heart, just possibly, you stand a chance of living a moment as a southerner. Most people aren't brave enough to be southerners, even the ones that are.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Attitude is an "A" Word

I really have been trying to work on my attitude. I realize that just because I work for heartless dogs of illegitimate birth, doesn't mean that I can't have a bright, healthy, optimistic attitude!

Speaking of attitudes; I thought the North Koreans might be interested in the fact that what they work at seriously, many Americans do for a weekend hobby. Are the North Koreans sure they want to continue firing those little toys around, and playing with radioactive materials? Do they realize the kind of people they are messing with? Below to wit:



The North Koreans really should seriously consider adjusting their attitude. Cause, sometimes, you know, our hobbies are more successful than their serious work.



And yah know a southern gentleman will smile, and be polite, and mannerly to you, right up to the split second before he gets mad enough to finally blow your freaking head off. And that's just the way it is, here beneath the Carolina moon; sometimes with an attitude.

Dread

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